Lyrics

I've been bad all year and now Christmas is near
But I've still got a week or two
To do a little bit of good in this old back wood
Before Santa is here
I've been cursin' and drinkin' and layin' around
Eatin' burgers and talkin' rude
But if I turn it around, will those presents be found
Underneath that Christmas tree

Santa I am sorry
For all that I have done
But starting right now
I won't be naughty or loud
So bring those presents to me

Santa look at me, I'm alcohol free
At least for a day or two
And I ain't made a bet on the Spurs or the Nets
It's a Christmas miracle, dude
Took my bike downtown to keep the GHGs down
Gave my money to Amnesty
And if you give me a gift on the 25th
What a good boy I'll be

Santa I am sorry
For all that I have done
But starting right now
I won't be naughty or loud
So bring those presents to me

Fa la la la I'm still messin' up gettin' older
Ho ho ho ho I still just can't do nothin' right
Rudolph is sad 'cause I'm treatin' you bad
Santa is pissed, I ain't makin' the list
Christmas is just days away
(But I can still turn things around, right?)
Bring those presents to me

Santa I am sorry
For all that I have done
But starting right now
I won't be naughty or loud
So bring those presents to me